Things My Dog Has Stolen From Me - Dog Humor Mug 15 Oz.

You came in here to drink your coffee. The dog stole it.

She also took your socks. Your spot on the couch. The remote. Your dignity. Your heart, obviously. The mug? That, she let you keep.

A funny ceramic mug for small-dog moms who pretend to be in charge.

— What makes it good —

• Editorial pastel design with hand-lettered 'stolen items' list

• Gold paw-print bullets check off everything she's taken

• The punchline lands at the bottom — one paw is empty

• Calm, Pinterest-worthy aesthetic. Looks like art on the desk, not novelty merch.

— Perfect for —

• Dog-mom birthdays

• Mother's Day for the dog moms

• The friend who treats her Yorkie / Chihuahua / Frenchie / Pug / Maltese like a daughter

• Anyone whose tiny dog runs the house

— Details —

• 15oz ceramic mug

• Full-color sublimation print

• White background, dark ink type, gold paw accents

• Printed on-demand in the USA · ships in 3–5 business days

• Microwave + top-rack dishwasher safe (hand-wash extends print life)

A Petite Paws original.